“I can’t stop eating foods that are shaped like Penises.”
Welcome to Recipenis — the most deliciously unhinged cookbook you never knew you needed.
Recipenis serves up 100 bold, trend-forward recipes inspired by free-range penises (those pesky unsolicited DP’s) and written with absolute cheek. Each spread pairs a gloriously ridiculous Dick Pic on one side with a craveable, mouthwatering recipe on the other — because obviously.
(“Oh, I bought it for the recipes.”)
From Coconutty Ceviche to Fundido Taquitos, Disco Stick Fries to Big Pickle Energy, and even a sultry Cock au Vin, this book turns culinary creativity into a full-blown double entendre.
It’s part food porn, part photo book, and entirely committed to making your dinner parties weird in the best possible way.
Perfect for the bold and the bashful, Recipenis is guaranteed to leave your friends crying laughing as they flip from tantalizing dishes to the wildly inappropriate inspirations behind them. Equal parts appetizer and after-party.
Inside you’ll find 100 diverse recipes pulled from food trends, top restaurants, travel inspo — and, yes, the dick pics — organized into irresistible categories like:
Snacks
Foreplay
Main Character
Side Pieces
Happy Endings
Whether you’re hosting, gifting, or just looking for an excuse to say “pass the Cock au Vin,” Recipenis is the ultimate gag gift / white elephant hero for anyone who loves good food, great friends, and a perfectly immature laugh.
“I can’t stop eating foods that are shaped like Penises.”
Welcome to Recipenis — the most deliciously unhinged cookbook you never knew you needed.
Recipenis serves up 100 bold, trend-forward recipes inspired by free-range penises (those pesky unsolicited DP’s) and written with absolute cheek. Each spread pairs a gloriously ridiculous Dick Pic on one side with a craveable, mouthwatering recipe on the other — because obviously.
(“Oh, I bought it for the recipes.”)
From Coconutty Ceviche to Fundido Taquitos, Disco Stick Fries to Big Pickle Energy, and even a sultry Cock au Vin, this book turns culinary creativity into a full-blown double entendre.
It’s part food porn, part photo book, and entirely committed to making your dinner parties weird in the best possible way.
Perfect for the bold and the bashful, Recipenis is guaranteed to leave your friends crying laughing as they flip from tantalizing dishes to the wildly inappropriate inspirations behind them. Equal parts appetizer and after-party.
Inside you’ll find 100 diverse recipes pulled from food trends, top restaurants, travel inspo — and, yes, the dick pics — organized into irresistible categories like:
Snacks
Foreplay
Main Character
Side Pieces
Happy Endings
Whether you’re hosting, gifting, or just looking for an excuse to say “pass the Cock au Vin,” Recipenis is the ultimate gag gift / white elephant hero for anyone who loves good food, great friends, and a perfectly immature laugh.
